Mario Party's New Pro Rules Are For Cowards Only
I’m just going to come right out and say it: these new ‘pro rules’ in Super Mario Party Jamboree are an abomination. This profane attempt to make the game more “fair” is an affront to everything Mario Party stands for. Your forefathers didn’t fight and suffer and (roll the) die so that you can press a button and toggle off everything that feels bad. It’s supposed to feel bad! It’s Mario Party!...